The Unlikely Names of RVs

As I look around the park, I have to giggle. RV manufacturers have bestowed their rigs with the most implausible names. See if you can spot the fictional one:

Cougar

Renegade

Magnum

Crusader

Road Warrior

Raptor

Avenger

XTreme

Wildcat

Maverick

Transcend

Vengeance

Prowler

Bullet

and my personal favorite, Intruder

Not to mention the collection of things that you hope to never actually experience with your motorhome:

Avalanche

Cyclone

Hurricane

Fireball

Inferno

Of course then we have the location-aspirational names, which only gets me giggling when we are in crowded or very well-groomed parks, the kind with lots of HOA-type rules, as they seem to demand spacious boondocking spots with sweeping views:

Montana

Laredo

Bighorn

Outback

As to which one was a made up name...? None of them. These are all real RV names I see on a regular basis.

I suppose this is all handled by Marketing Geniuses, if they were to name them realistically, nobody would buy:

Slow and Wide

Elephant

Never-Ending Mortgage

Nowhere Canya Park It

Spring-A-Leak

Bring All Your TVs with You

Stop Breathing On Me

Makes me appreciate the wisdom in simple, logical classic names that endure:

Airstream

Teardrop

Cub
Escape

American Dream

Ah... the things that grab your brain when sitting around the campfire with time to let it wander freely...